Wirt: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.
Bea: If it's any consolation, neither can I.
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Wirt: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me.
Bea: If it's any consolation, neither can I.
I found an incorrect quote generator and I live for it
Greg: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Beatrice?
Beatrice: No.
Wirt: I do.
Greg: I know, Wirt.
Wirt: I'm sad.
Greg: I know, Wirt.
If Wirt and Greg are left home alone they will forget cereal exists and they will eat tacos for breakfast
Beast: (singing in the forest)
Enoch: what-
Beast: JESUS CHRIST! You can't just sneak up on people like that!
Enoch: ...yeah, anyways- what happens if you stick an apple in the microwave?
Beast: I need to get out of this fucking forest
OTGW Characters as things in my and my aunt's house
The Beast: a bedazzled "EVIL" sign from Halloween that we never put away
Greg: Christmas tree star (but no Christmas tree)
Wirt: a poster of Versailles facing out the window (because my bedroom doesn't have good curtains)
Beatrice: a pole we put in front of the stairway door because the basement door doesn't lock
Jason Funderburker: a Coca-Cola bottle from Mexico
Jason Funderberker: star-shaped crayons in ugly colors
Mrs. Daniel: plastic dinosaur magnets I keep on the fridge
Auntie Whispers: the Bridgewater Chocolate boxes I keep because they're good boxes!
Riverboat frogs: a few old metal medicine tins
School animals: an array of wooden toys
John Crops: an electric fireplace in front of the actual fireplace
Woodsman: several antique knives that are now dull and for decoration only but remain in the utensil drawer anyways
Citizens of Cloud City: a glittery, silver, plastic statue of a baby angel in the bathroom
Adelaide: a wooden bird hanging from the cabinets in the kitchen
Quincy Endicott: a collection of golden pineapple statues
North Wind: a candle that smells like "beer and cigarettes"
Sara: a crescent moon lantern
Lorna: framed photos of artwork my friends gave me
Lorna's Evil Spirit: a wax skull
Enoch: a "cube earth" I made in ceramics class to 1-up the flat-earthers
Fred: all the pens I stole in high school (but never use because they're such high quality I'm afraid off wasting them)
Miss Langtree: a bunch of clock gears that she's "going to turn into an art piece eventually"
Wirt: I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.
Lorna: I get up at 5 am.
Wirt: [spinning on his heel and walking away quickly] NEVER MIND
Greg would put sprinkles on his macaroni