Some good good mcelboy quotes with no context
• You sold his eyes! That's unscrupulous!
• He looks like seven pterodactyls....
• I'm gonna make his head... look like an asterisk.
• You cannot impress the SHRECK THE MOVIE!
• You're gonna turn him into a man-tube,,,??!?
• I'm gonna take a hammer and fix the baby.
• Superglue baby back to it's big size.
• You and the box both drink POISON!! and you survive but the box has died.
• Oh c'mon, I'm in hell!! I'm dead and in hell now!!! You opened the door, you built the fucking door, out of wood, shit wood!! Shame on you and shame on us!
• Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.
• Yes! I know how to taste the sea, read the wind and fuck the moon!!
• No dogs on the moon. They just run right off the goddamn thing.
• You dumb piece of shit, I can't believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry..! (said through wheezing laughter)
• Griffin, we gotta go fight some weeds at floor 20...!
• Come fuck this, quick quick quick, come fuck this, quickquicKQUICK COME FUCK THIS!!
• A, B, CRONK, Doug, eeeieeeeie~, fffffffnuh... Gumpy~! Hey!!...
• Ah..... You enjoy Jesus!
• He is a human ransom note,,!
• It's like a gachapon!! Only a guy's face!
• You look like a carpet fucked a nerd.
• Hey, Sonic the Hedgehog is in here! He just gave me a big bag of weed!!
• Guys, I'm getting smoked out by Sonic the Hedgehog and Benjamin Franklin.
• I'm like a rotisserie shithead!! Fuck you guys!
• One dragon's cool. You know what's cooler? A billion dragons. Let's go! *sounds of thunderous roaring* AAAHH-
• That's a funny trick to play on God!
• Man creates Goose, Goose delays man, God kills Man, Goose kills God... eats God- Goose eats God... women rule the world!
///feel free to add more, cause god knows I can't write out them all///