#incorrect outerbanks

[incorrectouterbanks]

JJ: Hey Kie, is it gay-

Kiera: Yes. JJ everything between Pope and you is gay. You are gay.

[exposing-the-obx]

JJ: Remember when you dared me to lick that swing set?

John B: No, I said “JJ, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

[incorrectouterbanks]

Pope: Hey Jay have you ever been arrested?

JJ: Yeah you know I have.

Pope: I was going to say it’s illegal to look this good, but nevermind.

[exposing-the-obx]

Pope: I think I’m falling for you.

JJ: Then get up.

[exposing-the-obx]

Topper, texting JJ: Please don’t text me for the next hour, I’m going to be on the treadmill.

JJ: I wasn’t planning on texting you???

Topper: What did I just say?

[exposing-the-obx]

JJ: I’ve connected the dots.

John B: You didn’t connect shit.

JJ: I’ve connected them.

[exposing-the-obx]

JJ: That shirt looks great, Sarah.

Sarah: Thanks.

JJ: But I bet it would look even better on John B's floor.

John B: Are you hitting on Sarah... for me?

[exposing-the-obx]

Pope: Are we really going to let John B keep Sarah?

Kie: We kept JJ.