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JJ, texting John B: *sends a voice message*

John B, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

JJ: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*Later*

John B: *presses play*

JJ's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

INCORRECT OBX: { RAFE // BARRY }

Barry: Can you please suck my dick?

Rafe: ugh, my throat still hurts from last time.

Barry: okay…and? you said you liked the pain so….

Rafe: c-could you please be more gentle this time?

Barry: fine, I’ll be gentle country club…now get your stretched out mouth over here.

JJ: Hey Kie, is it gay-

Kiera: Yes. JJ everything between Pope and you is gay. You are gay.

John b: you ever get so tired you start to see spiders?

JJ: me when i take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

John b: the WHO??

JJ: oh this isn’t a safe space suddenly.

JJ: Remember when you dared me to lick that swing set?

John B: No, I said “JJ, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

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jj: come on i didn't drink that much last night.

john b: you were flirting with pope.

jj: so? he's my boyfriend.

kie: you asked if he was single and then cried when he said he wasn't.

jj is cooking

john b: any chance that’s for me?

jj: it’s for pope. i’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and i need him on my side.

kiara: i never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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