Jul 29, 2023
Ozma: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
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Ozma: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Oscar: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Ozpin: Oscar, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Oscar: ...
Ozpin: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Oscar: ...
Ozpin: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
Oscar: Hey, Oz, how long do you think I need to stay awake to start hallucinating?
Ozma: What? Why-
Ozpin: 72 hours
Ozma: Wait, how do you-
Ozpin: There’s a clown right behind you, Oscar.
Ozpin: [Sighs] I miss Oscar.
Oscar: I'm right here.
Ozpin: I meant the goldfish I had as a child. From now on, your name shall be Oscar 2.
Oscar 2: ):
OSCAR: DAD WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SWORDS?
OZPIN: HALL CLOSET!
OSCAR: OKAY THANK YOU