Santana: I can be mean to Brody if you want me to be
Rachel: Oh no it's fine Santana, there's no need.
Santana: It's okay Berry, I was already planning on being mean to him anyways

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Santana: I can be mean to Brody if you want me to be
Rachel: Oh no it's fine Santana, there's no need.
Santana: It's okay Berry, I was already planning on being mean to him anyways
Glee: ‘Frenemies’ (5x09)
Rachel: Maybe we should just ditch the guys and get together?
Santana: For once you have a good idea Berry
Rachel: If we're gonna do this, you have to start calling me Rachel
Santana, husks in a low voice: Very well then, Rachel
Rachel, blushing: Is it hot in here?
Santana: Rach we're outside.
Santana: As my Abuela always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.
Rachel: Your Abuela always said that?
Santana apologising to Rachel in ‘New Directions’ (5x13):
Santana: I'm sorry I dragged you into this. And that I never did laundry. And that I waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it.
Rachel: You didn't trick me. I repeatedly asked you to stop.
Glee - Frenemies (5x09):
Rachel: Santana, will you be a doll, and fetch me a knife?
Santana: A knife?
Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry. I think you’ll find one lodged in the middle of my back.
Santana: Okay, well, that’s a lot.
Rachel: And when you pull it out of my back...
Santana: [Walking away] Okay, I’m gonna take a shower.
Rachel: ... you can plunge it into my heart!
Santana: Okay, alright.
Rachel: Plunge it into my heart!!
5x17 (Opening Night):
Rachel: Santana, you’re the only one who understands me.
Santana: Yeah, but it doesn’t mean I care.
Glee - Old Dog, New Tricks (5x19)
Santana: We ended up with more animals than we started with.
Rachel: This is what happens when you try. All of these animals are gonna die. GOD! I hope you're happy, stupid people in this stupid town! Hey! Hey, you! [chases lady down street]. Get back here and get your [bleep] dogs out of there!
Santana: ...