Incorrect Pezberry Quotes

Quotes that are incorrect Pezberry ones. No other way to describe it lol. Suggestions always welcomed and put the source if you know it :>

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Rachel: I'm a person who likes to apologize when I know I'm wrong

Santana: I don't think I've ever heard you say apologize for anything

Rachel: That's beacuse I'm never wrong :)

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Santana: I can be mean to Brody if you want me to be

Rachel: Oh no it's fine Santana, there's no need.

Santana: It's okay Berry, I was already planning on being mean to him anyways

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Rachel: Maybe we should just ditch the guys and get together?

Santana: For once you have a good idea Berry

Rachel: If we're gonna do this, you have to start calling me Rachel

Santana, husks in a low voice: Very well then, Rachel

Rachel, blushing: Is it hot in here?

Santana: Rach we're outside.

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Quinn: Are you okay?!

Brittany: Do you feel like you're going to pass out!?

Santana, broken leg from a cheer accident: I can't.

Santana: I have a date with Rachel.

Quinn and Brittany:

Quinn: We need to discuss your priorities.

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Kurt: That's it! No more talking about Santana.

Rachel: but you told me to get it out of my system...

Kurt: I didn't realize how much you have in your system!

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Puck: Cut her some slack Lopez, she's in love

Santana: That's not really my problem

Quinn: Santana she's in love with you

Santana: OH.

Santana: That brings me in the loop a little

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Santana, texting Rachel: Babe, why is there a puppy in the house?

Rachel: Hey! Im so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity/helping someone who's in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, and i don't think i can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect[later date or time]?

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Rachel: I wasn't done talking!

Santana: Well, I was done listening.

(submitted by: @purrpickle)

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Puck: why has Santana been laughing for the last 5 minutes?

Rachel: i asked her why there was a syringe filled with glitter on the counter

Puck: ...and?

Rachel: she said its an "anaesthetic"

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Puck: Why is Santana crying in the bathroom?

Quinn: She’s drunk

Puck: And?

Quinn: She found out Rachel is married

Puck: But she's Rachel's wife

Quinn: I know

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Santana: [pours salt into Rachel’s coffee as a prank] Here

Rachel: Oh, thanks [drinks the whole cup]

Santana, nervously: Uh, didn’t it taste weird to you?

Rachel: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all

Santana, tearing up: oh

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Santana: Why are you calling so late?

Rachel: I need your help... i messed up

Santana, sighing: Put the corpse in ice. i'll be on my way

Rachel: [stops scrubbing burnt eggs from the frying pan] I didn't- what- WHY WOULD I

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Rachel: [sneezes]

Rachel: You're not going to say 'bless you'?

Santana: Clearly, you've already been blessed just being married to me

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Santana: I'm Santana Lopez, I do what I want

Quinn: I'm calling Rachel

Santana: no, wait-

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Rachel: When I was small–

Santana: Ha!

Santana: “Was.”

[Submitted by @purrpickle]

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Santana: I don’t know, it feels like we’re meant to be. Fate keeps pushing us together!

Rachel: It’s 3 AM and you’re stuck in my window. How did you even get here?

Santana: Fate. I told you.

[Submitted by @purrpickle]

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Rachel: i'm trying to test out my new signature, can anyone tell me if it's good?

Santana: sure *pulls out a piece of paper* here use this as practice

Rachel: thank y-

Rachel:

Rachel: this is a marriage certificate

Santana: and what about it?