Oct 20, 2018
Lance: Hey Pidgeotto!
Pidge: *not looking up from her laptop* If you value your life you won’t call me that.
Lance: ..... *boops Pidge on the nose with a poké ball* Pidgeotto I choose you.
Pidge: *slams laptop shut and pulls out bayard* LANCE
Lance: Uhh time to go *flees*
Pidge: *sprinting after him* THERE'S NO RUNNING FROM A TRAINER IN BATTLE. GET YOUR BEHIND BACK OVER HERE.
Lance: NO, IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE
Keith: *watching this whole thing* Don’t get blood on the floor Pidge.
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