Sep 8, 2021
Eugene: *pointing in front of them* Lance, do you see what I see?
Lance: *looking directly at the sky* A cloud in the shape of a bunny!
Eugene: No, lower!
Lance: *looking at the ground* A bunny in the shape of a cloud!
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Eugene: *pointing in front of them* Lance, do you see what I see?
Lance: *looking directly at the sky* A cloud in the shape of a bunny!
Eugene: No, lower!
Lance: *looking at the ground* A bunny in the shape of a cloud!
Lance: I am, as the kids say, “awake”.
George: Don’t you mean “woke?”
Lance: Yeah, but that’s not grammatically correct
Happily married on earth.
Pidge: *going to grab some peanut butter, opens door pantry*
Lance: *hiding in the pantry* Hi, Welcome to Chilies!
Pidge:
Pidge: *pulls out phone, types in number* Hi I’d like to file a divorce.
Lance: It's not gonna work Princess. I am not a snitch!
Rapunzel: Okay, let's try something else.
Cassandra: Tag someone you recently robbed a bank with.
Lance: L-O-L! @EugeneFitzherbert
Lance: Hey Pidgeotto!
Pidge: *not looking up from her laptop* If you value your life you won’t call me that.
Lance: ..... *boops Pidge on the nose with a poké ball* Pidgeotto I choose you.
Pidge: *slams laptop shut and pulls out bayard* LANCE
Lance: Uhh time to go *flees*
Pidge: *sprinting after him* THERE'S NO RUNNING FROM A TRAINER IN BATTLE. GET YOUR BEHIND BACK OVER HERE.
Lance: NO, IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE
Keith: *watching this whole thing* Don’t get blood on the floor Pidge.