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Lizzie: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?

Penelope: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Hope: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Penelope: but I heard a siren

Lizzie: That was Josie

Josie: i was WORRIED

Josie: There are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Penelope: I am literally right here.

penelope: *gets a paper cut* ouch

josie: here, let me *kiss her finger*

penelope: what's this?

josie: my mom used to kiss my injuries to get it better, it works

penelope: oh

*later*

penelope: lizzie i need you to punch me harder in my mouth

lizzie: this is going to be so much fun, ive been waiting for this moment for so long

Penelope: You used to like it when I went low

Josie: Like that time you won the limbo?

Penelope:

Finch, texting Josie: Hey, gorgeous! Missing you so much!

Penelope, texting back: She’s asleep. This is her wife.

Finch:

Finch: Forward my last message to 20 people for good luck throughout the week!

Josie: How come you stopped calling me stuff like “darling”?

Penelope: You don’t remember what happened last time? I called you ‘my love’ and you passed out.

Josie: How else am I supposed to react?

Josie: Can I ask you something?

Penelope: You just did.

Josie: Okay then, nevermind.

Penelope: Wait, no, come back!

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