Jun 12, 2025
Perry, deadpanning in platypus: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Doof, seemingly understanding him: That’s not a lot of inches.
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Perry, deadpanning in platypus: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Doof, seemingly understanding him: That’s not a lot of inches.
Doof: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Perry the Platypus?
Perry: *chrrs*
Doof:
Doof: I do.
Perry: *chrrs*
Doof: I’m sad.
Perry: *chrrs*
Vanessa: …Dad? What happened to that chair?
Norm: Perry the Platypus broke it over Dad’s back while they were wrestling!
Doofenshmirtz: Correction! Perry the Platypus was wrestling. I was trying to take over the Tri-State Area!
Doofenshmirtz, realizing: Also don’t call me-
Doof: You know, Perry the Platypus, if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Doof: Not all this "how did you find me and get into my house" business.
Candace and/or Doof: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.