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Michael: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Jeremy: Huh, oh no the winter just makes them fade away.

Michael: Oh okay.

- later -

Michael: *beating the snow with a shovel* GIVE. HIM. HIS FRECKLES. BACK. YOU. FUCKING. BITCH

Squip: I could kill you if I wanted to

Michael: Yeah? So could any other human

Michael: A dog also could

Michael: A dedicated pigeon could too

Squip: I-

Michael: You're not special, hoe

Squip: Fill out this form

Jeremy: What's an occupation?

Squip: It's what you do

Jeremy: *nods as he writes down Michael's name*

Rich: Yeah life is a rollercoaster but I'm not tall enough to ride it so you guys have fun, I'm going back to sleep

Jake: Roses are red, violets are blue. But no flower in this world, is as beautiful as you.

Rich: Roses are red, memes are neat. I want to die, lmao yeet

Michael, high: Do people's nipples each have a different flavour?

Jeremy: What the fuck

Michael: Well if everyone has a different skinsence then technically we should all taste different

Michael: So do people's nipples have different flavours?

Rich: No, they all taste the same and it's a waste of time

Jeremy:

Michael:

Rich:

Michael: Will you guys let me taste you?

Rich: Come on! Michael can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser or something.

Jeremy: No, he's good at that too.

Rich: What?

Jeremy: What?

Jake: Y'know, one time I was arrested

Madeline: For what?

Jake: For being too handsome

Rich: But the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence

Jake: I'm gonna get arrested for real when I'm done with you, you little shit

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