SVT AS SHIT I'VE SAID/DONE
Seungcheol: "I feel so happy when I get to water my succulents, they make me feel like a parent. That's it I don't need kids, I'll just have plants."
Jeonghan: *talking to mother* "Well... You are an idiot."
Joshua: *Gives $20 when he owes 90c because he doesn't have coins*
Jun: "I wanna go back to Kindey, back then my biggest problem was whether or not I got to have iced biscuits at the end of the day."
Soonyoung: *Home alone, dancing with music full blast* "I'm gonna fracking break the floor, I swear."
Wonwoo: "I'm kinda not in the mood to exist today"
Jihoon: "I'M AVERAGE SIZE"
Seokmin: "Okay but what if the dingo just went out like it was his first time and he comes back to his younger siblings and they're like 'did you bring us any souvineres' and he's like 'yea this dead baby'. They're all happy and the parents come in like 'what the fuck Richard' and poor lil dingo was never allowed to go out again. That's why no more babies got yoinked?"
Mingyu: "If you ever have an orgy in the future, you promise you'll invite me?"
Minghao: "I really wanna poof. Or I wanna be jelly."
Seungkwan: "I'm not 2, I've gotta be at least 5!!" "Two and a half?" "Okay, I can live with that ^-^"
Vernon: "......................I wanna be a birb."
Chan: *eats jelly at 12am*
