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Michael: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?

Jeremy: Huh, oh no the winter just makes them fade away.

Michael: Oh okay.

- later -

Michael: *beating the snow with a shovel* GIVE. HIM. HIS FRECKLES. BACK. YOU. FUCKING. BITCH

Squip: I could kill you if I wanted to

Michael: Yeah? So could any other human

Michael: A dog also could

Michael: A dedicated pigeon could too

Squip: I-

Michael: You're not special, hoe

Squip: Fill out this form

Jeremy: What's an occupation?

Squip: It's what you do

Jeremy: *nods as he writes down Michael's name*

Rich: if you had to choose between Michael and how much money i have in my pocket right now, what would you choose?

Jeremy: depends. How much money are we talking about?

Michael: dude???

Rich: eight cents. and a tic tac.

Jeremy: sold.

Michael: JEREMY!??!?!

Michael: Can I have a brownie?

Rich: What's the rule?

Michael, sighing: No brownies before breakfast...

Rich: No that's Jeremy's rule. My rule is that you have to bring me a piece too

Rich: Yeah life is a rollercoaster but I'm not tall enough to ride it so you guys have fun, I'm going back to sleep

Waitress: Oh my god are you Michael Mell from Be More Chill!?

George: Yes!

Waitress: Why?

George: I... I don't know how to answer that

Jake: Roses are red, violets are blue. But no flower in this world, is as beautiful as you.

Rich: Roses are red, memes are neat. I want to die, lmao yeet

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