Nov 10, 2021
Rich: So you guys are just platonic?
Jeremy: Y-yep!
Michael, drinking a slushy: Sometimes we platonically make out-
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Rich: So you guys are just platonic?
Jeremy: Y-yep!
Michael, drinking a slushy: Sometimes we platonically make out-
Christine : The floor is lava!
Michael : *helps Jeremy onto the counter*
Rich : *kicks Jake off the sofa*
Christine : As you can see, there are two types of lovers
Jeremy: *holds the door open for Brooke* after you
Brooke: no, after you
Jeremy: I insist, after you
Chloe: *pushes past both of them* after me
(Be More Chill)
What? I don’t gossip. Maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and pass that information on. You know, kind of like a public service.
- Everyone during The Telephone Hour
Michael: Are you wearing makeup? Where'd your freckles go?
Jeremy: Huh, oh no the winter just makes them fade away.
Michael: Oh okay.
- later -
Michael: *beating the snow with a shovel* GIVE. HIM. HIS FRECKLES. BACK. YOU. FUCKING. BITCH
Jeremy: You go to the bathroom a lot. Are you ok?
Michael: Well, there's things you can do in there that leave you feeling fresh and nice. My bathroom is cold and I like the cold. And, last but not least, it's a good place to cry privately.
Jeremy: Once again, are you okay?
christine: can you guys please stop fighting-
chloe: NO
jenna: i’m a lesbian
michael & rich: i want to fling myself into the sun so hard my dick falls off
jeremy & jake: choking noises
brooke: kinky
the squad @ the squip: i will personally make sure you die from food poisoning you good for nothing bowl of cereal