#incorrect quotes bprd

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #20

Daimio: The only emotion I feel is anger.

Liz: Last night you got drunk and texted every one of us a thousand heart emojis.

Abe: Yes.

Daimio: Out of anger.

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #5

Liz: Okay, truth or dare?

Abe: Truth.

Liz: How many hours have you slept this week?

Abe: ...Dare.

Daimio: Go to bed, Fishstick.

Abe: I've decided that I don't like this game.

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Incorrect BPR Quotes #18

Kate: Abe please.

Abe: Argh

Abe: Okey, Kate.

*They enter the office*

Abe: I'm really sorry I called you idiot, Devon.

Devon: It's al....

Abe: I genuinely thought you already knew.

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #2

Kate: SO, how was everyone's day?

Liz: Abe, tell her

Daimio: Yes, do it.

Abe:

Abe:...I accidentally joined a cult.

Kate: What?

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #10

Devon: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm

Abe: If you ask the question without your usual level of stupid.

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #17

Panya: What would you do if I can home with six kittens?

Kate: What's in the box?

Panya: ....

Kate: Panya, what's in the box?

Panya: I think you know

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Incorrect BPRD OC Quotes #3

Abe: True friendship is a lie. We just use it to distrac ourself from the inevitable loneliness we will all experience sooner or later.

Liz: El forgot to wish you goodnight?

Abe: Maybe

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Incorrect BPRD Quotes #6

Daimio: Yes, as Manning said I am in charge. Before you say anything, if you have any thoughts about my "attitude problems" feel jot them down and put them in this suggestion box.

Liz: That's just a trash can?

Daimio: It sure is!