Hellboy (2004) my beloved.
rewatching the 00s movies always puts me in a good mood.
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Hellboy (2004) my beloved.
rewatching the 00s movies always puts me in a good mood.
random hb/bprd stuff i never posted cuz someone asked
my version of the "draw your comfort characters" twitter meme from a few days ago, it got a lot of attention there and people thought this combo goes hard š
Rosie
when you first get into hellboy you think ok, nazis summoning a demon but heās raised by humans and eventually grows up to hunt down occult bad guys and heās super cool and also complex because of the dark destiny heās fighting. solid enough. then he quits the bureau for eight years and then you get to bprd and suddenly itās like:
abe sapien used to be a rich occultist white guy in the 1800s and maybe heās connected to some jellyfish deity. Hellboyās replacement is a military guy who got cursed by a Bolivian jaguar spirit and eats people when he misses his acupuncture appointment. the gang takes in a telepathic mummy who was taken in by Abeās past selfās rich occultist friends. the frog monsters from seed of destruction have joined forces with a subterranean race and turned earth into a walking dead meets pacific rim situation. trevor bruttenholm fought a nazi vampire plague on a rocket to learn more about Hellboyās exact origin from a demon possessing a little girl. England has disappeared entirely. people are worshipping eldritch eggs. a nazi ceo in the most super-villainy outfit ever joined forces with the frogs and the subterraneans to make a new world. thereās a whole thing with monks and liz losing her mind for several months. johann the ectoplasmic man gets a temporary body and uses it to drink and fuck while his coworkers fight for their lives. one of the apocalypse survivors is a clairvoyant girl with genetic chimerism whose would-be sister is a ghost that tells her the future. the plot of reanimator happens. the apocalypse is here and itās not hellboys fault. but thatās genuinely not even everything.
you may ask, āwhat the fuck is happeningā and you would be answering your own question. āwhat the fuckā is exactly whatās happening.
The staff at the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense blocking DOGE stooges from entering their headquarters.