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Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Simon trying to diffuse North’s anger over X situation

Simon: “Go on. Be angry in front of him. I dare you!”

Connor:

North:

Connor: … /headtilt with PuppyEyes.exe

North: “FUCK!”

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Death

Gavin Reed: Didn’t you die?

Male!Reader: This was weeks ago things change

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Connor: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth and seeing if the same happens.

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[At the zoo]

Connor: “So what are they in for?”

Hank: “This isn’t a prison kid.”

Connor: “So they can leave?”

Hank: “Well uh no, they’re-”

Connor: *Climbing over the fence of a penguin habitat* “I will free you all.”

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Gavin: *reading a food label out loud* "Black pepper, salt, and... shi..." Tina: "Mmhmm, sound it out." Gavin: "Shit take mushrooms." Tina: "It's shiitake." Gavin: "FUCK YOU, I SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT."

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