Detroit 39

follow our favourite Detroit police team and Jericho crew and their shenanigans

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Out grocery shopping

Connor: takes a free sample twice

Connor: Robbery and fraud. I am a rebel.

[ghost-in-the-subroutine]

This is INSANE. Best editing I've seen in a long time.

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Whoever you are

Friggin thank you

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Nines: If you get in trouble, I'm going be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Connor: Okay.

*later*

Hank: Connor! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Nines, whispering: Deny everything.

Connor, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Tina: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Gavin: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

[siyelius]

I should not have put as much effort into this than what I ended up doing

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Perkins: You’re too late, Deviants! You'll never stop us now!

Markus: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:

Simon: Friendship!

Josh: Harmony!

North: Incredible violence.

Markus: And love!

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Connor, texting Hank: sends a voice message

Hank, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Connor: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Hank: presses play

Connor's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Gavin: Punch me in the face.

Nines: ...Punch you?

Gavin: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Nines: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Amanda: Stop failing.

Connor: Don’t tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!

Becomes deviant

*Mission accomplished*

Connor: Dang it!

[siyelius]

please tell me it hasn’t been done yet with these two

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Connor is speaking on the phone

Connor: Yes, I'm with Gavin.

Gavin: Im fucking dying-

Connor: Yep, he's okay.

Gavin: I have a knife in my chest!

Connor: No, he can't talk right now. He's sleeping, sorry.

Gavin: IM BLEEDING OUT-

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When the Squad drops food

Chris: Eh, oh well.

Tina: FIVE-SECONDS RULE!

Gavin: PHUCK!

Nines: *just gets more food*

Hank: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Connor: *licks the food off the ground*

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Nines: So you like cats?

Gavin: Yeah.

Nines: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[chubs-deuce]

tfw cats

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Markus: Due to personal reasons, after blowing up the ship I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean inside Jericho.

North: Did Simon say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Markus: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Hank: You’re my partner and best friend, I would do anything for you, Son.

Connor: I want you to eat healthy meals AND have a decent sleep schedule.

Hank: Absolutely not.

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Nines: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing things.

Gavin: comes in out of breath

Gavin: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Nines: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it...

Nines: ...giving you a little nudge.

Gavin: Oh I'll give YOU a little nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!