#incorrect quotes silm

[crisis-of-florian]

oh its my favorite angsty brothers: magoogoo and madoodoo!

[crisis-of-florian]

Maglor: *dramatic inhale* and so...it had to be done...because of the...OATH!!!

Mairon: the oat?

Maglor:...the OATH!!!!

Mairon: the oat as in breakfast oats?

Elrond: yes, Mairon, everybody has to eat their porridge for breakfast everyday😊

Maglor:*sigh*

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Mairon: hey...elrond?

Elrond: yes?

Mairon: you know...id really like you to be part of my wolf pack.

Elrond:...thank you, thank you so much

Mairon: yeah...

Elrond: *nods*

Mairon: hey, elrond?

Elrond: yes?

Mairon: also... can your dad be...also part of my wolfpack?

Elrond: sure.

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Mairon: do you want to lick me?

Maglor:why...why would i want that?

Mairon:*shrugs*

Maglor: seriously why would i want to lick you? would you lick me??? HOLD ON- don't. don't even.

Mairon: :(

*maglor leaves, passes elrond*

Maglor: that guy is a freak

Elrond: he is trying to socialize...

Maglor: :0

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maglor: so...have you resolved the *ambiguous hand motion* *whisper* penis situation?

elrond:...the what?

maglor: he said you had some sort of incident.

elrond: MAIRON!

*materialises*

mairon: yes?

elrond: "incident?" WHAT INCIDENT?!

mairon: you said you had issues with the...you know *low voice* peeenis...

elrond: no, i said my back cant take 15 rounds of...frolicking in the bed sheets...BECAUSE MY BACK, AS IS...THE REST OF ME...Is HALF HUMAn!! stOp! TELLING! MY FATHER. about my SEX LiFe?!!???!

mairon: but. he is my elf. that i keep around. for dialogue.

elrond: NO! HE IS MY DAD. HE LIVES HERE.

mairon: he is my companion.

elrond: I AM YOUR COMPANION.

mairon: no, you are my partner, this one is sort of like if an elf was capable of friendship.

elrond: *DEEEP sigh* *temple massage* oh eru, why do i even love you guys so much?

mairon: i think because he has this look in his eyes, of extreme despair. also he likes it when i put my foot on his face.

maglor: i definitely do not like that.

elrond: i forgive you because you have been a tower with a huge eye for long enough to forget the means of socialising.

mairon: i love you this much *stretches his arms out*

elrond: *sigh* i love you more than that.

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hey so imagine if mairon and maglor would be on a walk through the woods and a crow would a appear (crows that are known to immitate voices and words)

Maglor: yea so they basically asked me to give them my tailoring measurements because they lost my old ones as if i don't ONLY go there-

Bird: Hi!

Mairon: *blows that shit up*

Bird: *explodes into a piles of burnt feathers.*

Mairon: what the fuck is that?

Maglor: *laughing with tears streaming down his face, unable to stop*

Mairon: hey kanafinwe what the fuck was that?

Maglor: oh my *bursts out laughing again* *imitates bird explosion sound*

Mairon: you are a whore. let's go home.

Maglor: *on the floor*