#silm crack

[crisis-of-florian]

Elrond:

[ffigwit]

my copy and paste of Maglor’s quenya name didn’t work properly and now it looks like Nerdanel has redacted him from the conversation

My [REDACTED], the crabby one in the family…

[moringottocake]

Angband Today: Mr. Bauglir, can you tell us anything about why you have not sent out a team to retrieve your stolen Silmaril?

Melkor: I will answer your question with a question: Did my husband maybe put you on to me?

Angband Today: My research did involve speaking to your lieutenant. Why?

Melkor: He has been pestering me to send out his bestie's bats to fetch it. But I prefer it to remain in Doriath.

Angband Today: But that missing stone on your crown does surely...

Melkor: (cutting the reporter off) How else is my pesky Elf problem going to solve itself? That Silmaril is an investment I am willing to make.

[rrr6867]

arwen absolutely caused chaos as a child. You cannot tell me she was happy to sit prettily in a dress whilst the adults talked politics

lady had twin elder brothers. Who were hunters

and fëanorians plus galadriel ‘man-maiden’ as grandparents

Summary: Arwen was an Aredhel variant.

[crisis-of-florian]

is mairon short as fuck but he uses magic and platform boots to appear taller?

vote !

yes he is at least a head shorter than all elves

no he is TALL and MIGHTYYYYYU!!!

meow meow

i drank 3 million liters of water today and my belly jiggles when i walk

Voting ended onAug 11

[eri-pl]

I hope we don't have to stick to real duck breeds?

Anyway, for the Tolkien Duck Week, of course Manwë is the first to be drawn as a duck, because he likes birds so much. (Eonwë will probably be second.)

[iamdefinitelyaperson]

Feanor lives au where he met humans and learned about their childbirth mortality rate

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Caranthir: I'm taking the cockade for Celegorm's hat home to work on.

Celegorm: you can't take my cock home with you!

Caranthir: I'm not, I don't have a bag small enough.

Celegorm, in a tiny voice: that was mean...