#silm crack

[ffigwit]

there had to have been at least one polycule made for warmth on the Helcaraxë

[tricksterdarling]

• Made by my friend Polo (@/melkorith on tiktok)

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Elrond: oh look, Maedhros is leading us into a dead end.

Elros: dammit Maedhros.

Elrond: I always knew he was a serial killer.

Elros: fuckin' asshole.

[ffigwit]

perhaps with the constant movement and intermingling of Men and Elf Elwing never fully learned the art of osanwe, and by default Elros and Elrond also did not. but once they get kidnapped taken in by Mae and Maglor they learn and naturally use this to bother their kidnappers saviors during moments of conflict.

Maedhros, somewhere: ERU FUCKING DAMNIT ELROND! ENOUGH!

Elrond, from across the keep, injecting Maedhros’ mind with images of Morgoth and Fëanor getting in on sloppy style, narrated by himself: What seems to be the matter, Atya?

[ffigwit]

absolutely love that Sauron is just sitting smug asf in Númenor when it falls and god is just like #Get Uglied, Freak.

[ffigwit]

I actually believe Fëanor carried each and every one of his sons #seahorse

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Finwë: how are you today?

Finarfin: any better and I'd be in heaven!

Finwë: awesome! And what about you?

Fëanor: I'd also be better if he was in heaven.

[elves-as-things-my-friends-said]

Curufin: Maedhros apparently thanked me for being so professional as head of armory.

Maglor: I love how you're saying this as you've got your lighter in your mouth.