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maglor was absolutely the kid that did unnecessary runs during the holiday choir performance

bird daughter or crab son

The eclipse is Melkor time. You are aware of this?

It's his personal favorite time, besides regular new moon nights.

Elrond:

my copy and paste of Maglor’s quenya name didn’t work properly and now it looks like Nerdanel has redacted him from the conversation

My [REDACTED], the crabby one in the family…

Angband Today: Mr. Bauglir, can you tell us anything about why you have not sent out a team to retrieve your stolen Silmaril?

Melkor: I will answer your question with a question: Did my husband maybe put you on to me?

Angband Today: My research did involve speaking to your lieutenant. Why?

Melkor: He has been pestering me to send out his bestie's bats to fetch it. But I prefer it to remain in Doriath.

Angband Today: But that missing stone on your crown does surely...

Melkor: (cutting the reporter off) How else is my pesky Elf problem going to solve itself? That Silmaril is an investment I am willing to make.

arwen absolutely caused chaos as a child. You cannot tell me she was happy to sit prettily in a dress whilst the adults talked politics

lady had twin elder brothers. Who were hunters

and fëanorians plus galadriel ‘man-maiden’ as grandparents

Summary: Arwen was an Aredhel variant.

is mairon short as fuck but he uses magic and platform boots to appear taller?

vote !

yes he is at least a head shorter than all elves

no he is TALL and MIGHTYYYYYU!!!

meow meow

i drank 3 million liters of water today and my belly jiggles when i walk

Voting ended onAug 11

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