#incorrect rainbow rocket

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Guzma, walking into a meeting in progress: Hey, I hate to be that guy, but I have a question.

Giovanni: We're kind of in the middle of something, but fine.

Guzma: Mewtwo is making soup in our kitchen.

Giovanni:

Giovanni: That's not a question.

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Guzma: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand pokédollars?

Maxie: I'd slap Archie for free.

Archie, tearing up: I'm your best friend?!

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Archie: Hey Maxie, do you want to help me commit ecological war crimes?

Maxie: What the hell? No!

Archie: Oh sorry hold on

Archie, whispering: Hey Maxie, do you want to help me commit ecological war crimes?

Maxie, also whispering: Yeah sure

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Giovanni: Now, does anyone have any suggestions?

Lysandre, raising his hand: We could blow up a city.

Giovanni: How does that help us take over the world?

Lysandre: It would be fun.

Giovanni:

Giovanni: Okay, we'll add that to the list.

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Guzma, intereupting a meeting: If sexuality is a spectrum that means that there's someone who's the gayest

Everyone, turning to look at Lysandre:

Lysandre: What the FU—!

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Silver: Are you my dad's new boyfriend?

Cyrus: ...Your parents are still married.

Silver: ...

Silver: Do they know that?

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Guzma: I overthink. I overfeel. I overlove.

Lysandre: You underbathe.

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All of the Rainbow Rocket leaders except Giovanni: *screaming*

Giovanni, bursting in: What's wrong, Cyrus?!

Lysandre: Why are you only asking Cyrus what's wrong?!

Giovanni: Because Cyrus would only scream if it was serious. The rest of you do it every half hour for no reason.