#incorrect rd quotes

[scullysdogkelly]

Jughead: ...no offence.

Sweet Pea: None taken, I wasn’t listening to you.

[perachelsource]

Jughead: They shouldn’t say ‘all you can eat’ if they don’t mean it.

Betty: Jug, you ate a chair.

[scullysdogkelly]

Sweet Pea: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.

Jughead: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Fangs: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

[scullysdogkelly]

*at the police station*

Fangs: I'm here for my boyfriend.

Officer: Who's your boyfriend?

Fangs: Clearly, you're new here.

[scullysdogkelly]

Sweet pea: Using someone’s correct pronouns doesn’t hurt.

Sweet pea, pulling out a pocket knife: However, a knife wound hurts like a bitch, so choose wisely.

[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: You call it "bad at archery", I call it "freestyle acupuncture".

Cheryl: Can you please give me my arrows back?

[perachelsource]

Veronica: I have a bad feeling about this.

Archie: What do you mean?

Veronica: Don't you ever get that small voice in your head telling you something is going to get you into a lot of trouble?

Archie: No.

Veronica: That- that explains so much.

[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: Is that a gremlin?

Toni: Sweetpea, that’s Jughead!

Sweetpea: Whatever. Just nobody feed that thing after midnight.