Apr 26, 2020
John: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
Kate: If you are still alive when you're 80 I'll demand a medical explanation.
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John: I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
Kate: If you are still alive when you're 80 I'll demand a medical explanation.
Kate: Would you please not John this into a worse situation than it already is?
John: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
John: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Kate: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily
Kate: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?
John: If you have to ask, you're not even close.
Kate: You're smiling, did something good happen?
John: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Zed: Nik tripped and fell in the woods.
Chas: You shouldn't try to fight people who are bigger than you.
Kate: Then I'd never get to fight anyone.
Kate: I can’t be around someone who’s just fueled by bitterness and negativity.
John: Well then, what are you doing here?
John: Kate is out of town for a few days, so while she’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.
Chas: Why?
John: She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.