Sep 15, 2024
Lisa: I can’t take you seriously wearing that. Rick: Aw, you take me seriously at all? Lisa: Fair point.
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Lisa: I can’t take you seriously wearing that. Rick: Aw, you take me seriously at all? Lisa: Fair point.
Lisa: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio!
Rick: How petty can you get? Max: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Minmei: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they’re there, and then I completely ignore them.
Rand: There is no i in happyness Scott: There is when you fucking spell it right.
Rick, hungover: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of the ducks. Lisa: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of the Ducks.
Roy: Here are two pictures. One of them is your veritech and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Rick *points at one*: This one is the dumpster. Roy: They’re both your veritech.
Max: How do I tell Miryia that I want her to yell at me like she’s Gordon Ramsay and I’m a poor little chef who just ruined a creme brulee?