#incorrect rusty ryan quotes

[impala67-aka-baby]

Rusty, eating pineapple from a can: An average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in variety of sizes the most common being 20 oz and 46 oz. Meaning a single pinapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means everytime you eat a pineapple from a can, somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away.

Linus: How much sleep are you getting?

Rusty: Not enough I guess.

Danny: *Eating pineapple from a can*

Danny, from a distance: ARE WE SHARING A PINEAPPLE?

[impala67-aka-baby]

Danny: Never under any circumstances are we going to pose as a couple again.

Rusty: Are you sure? Because I've got plenty more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugar plum. Bread pudding.

Danny: Why are they all high calorie foods?

Rusty: Would you rather have me call you celery stick?

Danny: ....

[impala67-aka-baby]

Linus: Read and red aren't homonyms but read and red are and read and reed aren't but read and reed are.

Yen: STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!

Rusty: I am so sorry English isn't your first language.