#incorrect oceans

[seaoflittlefires]

Debbie: *gives Lou her valentine’s day gift*

Lou: did you steal this?

Debbie: …

Debbie: just like I did your heart!

[impala67-aka-baby]

Rusty, eating pineapple from a can: An average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in variety of sizes the most common being 20 oz and 46 oz. Meaning a single pinapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means everytime you eat a pineapple from a can, somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning you can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away.

Linus: How much sleep are you getting?

Rusty: Not enough I guess.

Danny: *Eating pineapple from a can*

Danny, from a distance: ARE WE SHARING A PINEAPPLE?

[impala67-aka-baby]

Danny: Never under any circumstances are we going to pose as a couple again.

Rusty: Are you sure? Because I've got plenty more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugar plum. Bread pudding.

Danny: Why are they all high calorie foods?

Rusty: Would you rather have me call you celery stick?

Danny: ....

[impala67-aka-baby]

Rusty: Do cups get sad when they are empty?

Danny: Its 2 am. Can you just shut up and go to sleep?

Rusty: I'm just vey concerned for the cups.

Danny, to himself: Why do I love you?

[impala67-aka-baby]

Linus: Imagine if teeth giggled when you brushed them because they are ticklish.

Danny, to Rusty: Is he drunk?

Rusty, to Danny: Is he on drugs?

Saul, looks directly in the camera like he's on The Office while questioning his entire life: ThiS IS fINe!

[impala67-aka-baby]

Rusty: You need to stop doing that!

Danny: Doing what?

Rusty: Doing things that makes me want to kiss you....

[impala67-aka-baby]

I don't think I could ever stab anyone. I mean, lets be honest. I can barely get the straw in capri sun.

- Livingston Dell