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Tell me this is not about screwin' the guy who's screwin' your wife.

OCEAN'S ELEVEN (2001) dir. Steven Soderbergh

Has this been done before

#fathers and son #oceans 12 #luca haas #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #danny ocean #linus caldwell #rusty ryan #ryocean #hollanov #heated rivalry #oceans 11

i've rewatched ocean's eleven so many times by now that i lost count but this is my first time realizing that linus has a cap embroidered on his cap

#silliest bank robber ever #the gag with his parents are so funny i still chuckle every time it happens #ocean's 11 #linus caldwell #matt damon

#ocean’s 11 #ocean’s eleven #rusty ryan x linus caldwell #rusty ryan #linus caldwell

Remake of Ocean's 11, but literally the only thing that's different is that Linus is aggressively Gen Z.

Linus: I don't know about this plan, Danny. It seems kind of insane-

Danny: We'll be robbing a rich man who doesn't pay his taxes, is probably mentioned in some redacted files, and treats Julia Roberts poorly.

Linus: Oh, word. I'm in. I'm going to be anxious the entire time, but I'm in.

Now that I think about it, this might just be the actual movie.

#ocean's 11 #ocean's eleven #linus caldwell #danny ocean #au

Okay wait hear me out

the Matt Damon characters as birds

Linus is a crow cuz he’ll steal you shiny things if you give him food

Mark would be a pigeon cuz he SUCKS (i love him and pigeons are scrappy little guys)

Will hunting is a gray macaw because they smart and high maintenance

Jason Bourne is a golden eagle cuz he’s a cutie pie and strong asf

YESSS YOU’RE SO SMART!!

linus is for sure a crow like that man is a pick pocketer he will keep taking stuff for you to the point you need a second house for everything to go in. crows also cause lots of power outages because they steal cables for nests

pigeons are cutiesssss i would give pigeon mark breadcrumbs!! specifically that photo he looks a lil mad but he’s also tiny so he can’t do shit. pigeons also can detect their own reflection which normally most birds can’t do, which i feel like matches marks vibes

that gray macaw looks like they’re judging my life choices seriously or just looking at me like i’m dumb AF!! which is very will hunting of them. apparently gray macaws have near-human intelligence which when you think about it is crazy, they are also very good mimics!

idk why but that golden eagle is mogging me…but golden eagles can go as fast as 193km/hr (120freedom units/hr) and are apex predators, so i feel like if jason bourne would lock tf in he could get there