#incorrect second squad quotes

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Kwite: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Brandon: Dude...

Brandon: Dude, it's...

Brandon: It's 4 O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING.

Kwite: So... you can't sleep, huh?

Kwite: Is it because of the blanket?

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Kwite: *brings a knife to a gunfight*

Everyone else in the lazer tag arena:

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Quackity: Why would anyone drink or do drugs? I get high off respecting women.

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Diesel: Now I understand why you've been in such a bad mood lately: you have updog!

Brandon: What's "updog"?

Diesel, yelling into the other room: KWITE, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND BRING THE MONEY! I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

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Kwite: Welcome to fuckin' Applebees. You want the apples or the bees?

Henry: ...bees?

Kwite, turning to the kitchen door: He has selected the bees.

Henry: Wait...

Diesel: *bursts through kitchen door and marches towards Henry, carrying a huge jar of bees*

Henry, sweating profusely: WAIT...

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Brandon: Hey, dude. What's going on?

Henry, loading a Scar and hooking it over his shoulder: Gamer rebellion.

Brandon: Hell yeah. Stick it to those royal boomers.

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Henry: Here's an idea. Instead of Ant-Man shrinking and crawling into Thanos's asshole, have Ant-Man grow, shove Thanos in his asshole, and then shrink!

Brandon: Henry, I am literally begging you to leave this call.

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Anï, holding a huge box: what would you do if I brought home a box of puppies

Brandon: anï what’s in the box

Anï:

Anï:

Anï: I think we both know

Brandon: I swear to God