#incorrect sjtr

[incorrect-sjtr]

*Audrey Rose and Thomas walking into an trap*

Audrey Rose: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this?

[cressworthgarbage]

Liza: i cant believe you and thomas broke the bed last night, you two must've gotten wild.

audrey rose: heh... yeah...

*the night before*

thomas: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

audrey rose: try me.

[mentallyinwalmart]

Incorrect SJTR quotes pt 173828:

Dr Wadsworth: Audrey, keep an eye on Thomas while we’re gone. I’m worried he’s going to go up to the wrong person and get himself punched

Audrey Rose: sure I’d love to see Thomas get punched

Dr Wadsworth: try again

Audrey Rose: I will stop Thomas from getting punched

[incorrect-sjtr]

Mephistopheles: Why do I have to be the bad guy?

Thomas: I don’t know. Why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

[incorrect-sjtr]

Mephistopheles: I've never taken the high road, but I tell other people to. So there's more room for me on the low road.

[incorrect-sjtr]

Thomas to Audrey Rose: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday and I don't know why.

Thomas: So I made a list of everything I did and I'm gonna try not to do any of them ever again.

[incorrect-sjtr]

Thomas: I only take pictures of beautiful things

Audrey Rose: …Your camera roll is just photos of me

Thomas: Did I fucking stutter

[mentallyinwalmart]

Cressworth probably, at some point

Audrey Rose: why the long face, Cresswell?

Thomas: I do have a long, elegant face, thank you

Thomas: but I cannot enjoy your compliment, because I’m sad