Incorrect SJtR Quotes

A collection of Stalking Jack the Ripper incorrect quotes, because every fandom needs one. New post every Sunday Run by: @thomasscresswell

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Thomas: I mean, why else would Dr Wadsworth have acted like such a B-I-T-C-H?

Audrey Rose: Cresswell, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out.

Liza: A "bitca"?

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Audrey Rose: I will not hesitate to strangle you.

Thomas: Can you even reach my neck??

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Audrey Rose: *Breathes*

Thomas:

Audrey Rose:

Thomas: Alexa play God is a Woman.

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Thomas: some people are like slinkies

Audrey Rose: ???!

Thomas: not really good for much but makes you smile when you push ‘em down the stairs

Audrey Rose: Thomas don’t push Ayden down the stairs

Thomas: you can’t stop me

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Thomas, holding a large cardboard box: what would you do if I came back with 6 cats

Audrey Rose: what’s in the box?

Thomas:

Audrey Rose: what is it

Thomas: I think you already know

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Audrey Rose: Don’t say a word.

Thomas: ...fergulous.

Audrey Rose: 

Audrey Rose:  I said no words.

Thomas: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, when we where playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it IS a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Thomas having gone three days without sleep: what if i made coffee with more coffee instead of water?

Audrey Rose: *unplugging the coffee machine* or how about you don’t 

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Mephistopheles, taking off a mask to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret mask underneath: Does this answer your question?

Audrey Rose: I never asked a question.

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Thomas @ Mephistopheles: when I first met you, I did not like you.

Mephistophele: I’m aware of that

Thomas: Then you and I spent time some together

Mephistopheles: and?

Thomas: Oh! Nothing changed. 

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Liza: He's so immature sometimes.

Audrey Rose: Remember when he found out he could drink two Capri Suns at once?

Thomas, running in with three Capri Suns: GUYS YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS-

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Daciana, looking at a Illeana: Wow, she’s so pretty.

Audrey Rose: Don’t feel like that, Daciana. You’re pretty too.

Daciana: I’m not jealous, Audrey Rose. I’m gay. 

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Thomas,passing Dr Wadsworth: Good morning, parental figure.

Dr Wadsworth, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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Thomas: I’m making an official documentary on my life. Dr Wadsworth sir, I think you should play my father.

Dr Wadsworth: I don’t want to play your father.

Thomas: perfect you already know your lines

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*Audrey Rose and Thomas walking into an trap*

Audrey Rose: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this?

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Daciana: Ever since Thomas learned about "stan language" he's been going around the place talking as if he's on twitter.

Thomas: Oof. The call out, sis. The tea is scorching.

Daciana: please stop

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Liza to Thomas: I dare you-

Audrey Rose: Thomas’s not allowed to accept dares.

Liza: Why not?

Thomas, bowing his head: I have no regard for my own personal safety.