#incorrect splintertown

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Marsamella: I may not be the prettiest woman in the room, but what I do have is a gun.

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*modern au* Iwa: I have so much schoolwork to do and I don't actually want to do any of it...I guess my only option is to go missing under mysterious circumstances. Kazik: I can help. Iwa: Thank you, but I'm pretty sure I can do this all myself! Kazik: I meant help you go missing under mysterious circumstances.

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*modern au* Kazik: I've been trying to get away from my ex-friends but it's turns out I underestimated them. My former friend Su found out my location and now he keeps finding ways to contact me even though I skipped town three years ago, changed my looks, blocked him on everything, and got rid of my old phone. Like- *loud high pitched beeping noises behind him* Kazik: What the- he's trying to call me on my microwave? The MICROWAVE? I-I didn't even know microwaves could do that! I didn't think *he* could do that! How is this POSSIBLE-

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Runo: People keep s-saying things l-like "y-you're being weird on p-purpose just because you *want* to s-stand out!" "You w-want to be s-special so badly!" Nooooo. I *want* to fit in. I *want* to be liked. There's just s-something wrong with me. PSYCHOLOGICALLY!

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Runo: It is my gods-given right as a vampire to be dramatic

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Nai: So, this Kahzeh, you live with each other? Su: yes, he's a great man. Nai: So he met you and was like "I want more of this person in my life..." Su: *stares at her in silence* Leeva: well I think Kahzeh is very nice.

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Kazik: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Runo: MANY M-MANY TH-THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE ALL YOUR GODSDAMN FAULT, FATHER.

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Someone: Are you a man or a woman? Like, legally, what are you categorized as? Agath: You know, I'm fairly certain I'm legally dead.