#incorrect squintern quotes

[vincentnigelmurrays]

After all of that talk of which Bones characters would say fuck, I remembered that I had a screenshot of this from one of the incorrect quote generators 😂

[vincentnigelmurrays]

Clark: Could you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Wendell: *crouches down*

Vincent: *kneels down*

Fisher: *sits on the floor*

Clark:

Clark: I hate all of you.

[vincentnigelmurrays]

Wendell: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Vincent and I are dating.

Arastoo, Fisher, Daisy, and Vincent: *gasp*

Wendell: Vincent, why are you surprised?!

[vincentnigelmurrays]

Jessica: I’m sad. Give me positive vibes.

Vincent: The earliest recorded named cat lived over 3000 years ago in Egypt and was called ‘Nedjem’ which means ‘sweetie’.

Jessica: *smiles* Thank you.

[vincentnigelmurrays]

I love the incorrect quotes generator lol

Plus, some bonus Nightclub AU:

[vincentnigelmurrays]

[Vincent and Jessica are having lunch at the diner]

Vincent: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I need to get back to the lab.

Jessica: Aren't you forgetting something?

Vincent: Umm… *looks confused, then kisses Jessica on the forehead before running out of the diner*

Jessica: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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[Everyone is hanging out after Wendell proposed to Vincent]

Wendell: Look, no one gave me the idea. I decided to ask Vincent to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

[flashback]

Vincent: *gasp* There's a typo in this crossword puzzle!

Wendell: *just looks at him and smiles*

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Hodgins: Look, you and Vincent are welcome to stay at me and Angie’s place, just don’t do anything on our bed.

Wendell: Oh, we won’t. We just like to work in the same place, and then we talk and hold hands.

Hodgins: Yuck, that’s somehow worse.

Wendell: Yeah, that sounded bad when I said it.