#incorrect bones quotes

[vino---delectable]

Sweets: We were helping Booth write his vows but he kicked us out because Hodgins kept making inappropriate suggestions.

Hodgins: How is “Bones, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

[imjess-themess]

Sweets: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Brennan:

Brennan: I'm gonna tell him.

Booth: Don't you dare.

[mairaiscarrierofthepaperclips]

Buck: You should get your beauty sleep.

Eddie: I don't need sleep to be beautiful.

Buck: No, but you do to be pleasant.

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

Hodgins: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?

Cam: Hodgins, what did you do?

Hodgins: Take a guess.

[sevenfifteenam]

Sweets: Agent Booth, why does Dr. Brennan call you babygirl? Booth: How about we all stop talking for a while.

[thirteenth-fangirl]

Angela, doing a vlog : Hey guys, today me and my friend are testing hair products

Zack : *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*

Zack : I can tell you off the bat that this one is not very good

[inc0rrect-chaos]

Brennan: Can I ask you kind of a weird question?

Booth: do you ask any other kind of questions?

[autistic-lumberjack]

Bones characters as unhinged things people I know have said

I made one of these for SVU and it did well, so I figured it's time for a Bones one too :)

Brennan: Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever put a bone back together like it's pieces of a puzzle??

Booth: Don't talk to anyone about killing someone, just think about it in the shower alone

Angela: You underestimate just how hard I can slay in a scientific environment

Angela's dad: I'm naming my child Bombastic Concrete

Hodgins: I'm not saying they're the same person, but have you ever seen bigfoot and Kenny Loggins in the same room? I'm telling you, I'm onto something and the government is trying to cover it up

Zack: I'm studying criminology to learn how to solve crimes. Then, I'm going to use my knowledge of how to solve crimes to commit them.

Sweets: I'd like to perform CBT on my colleague. Cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy cognitive behavioral therapy not cock and ball tortu-

Cam: There's reasons why I'm the doctor and you're not, and the 0.5 selfie you took with a cadaver is one of them.

Caroline: Did Scott use being on his period as a defence??? Girl what the hell

Clark: If you tell me about your sex life I will kill myself in front of you Daisy: The A in ADHD stands for "annoying" and I wear that title with pride every day <3

Fisher: I don't need sex, life fucks me every day

Vincent: Dude, call me Freddy Fax Bear the way I'm spittin' truths

Wendell: I got tumors for free

Gordon Gordon: You fools. You've been bested. The impostor won, for I have indeed used and abused my British accent to psychoanalyze every person in this room

Arastoo: Do I have "Kenergy"?

Hacker: Don't stop at your will to live, arrest him for being ugly too

Finn: The only people who wish it was still Christmas are people who have functional families; anybody who has a dysfunctional family wishes it was never Christmas again.