Mar 10, 2025
Nevada, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Arizona: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE.
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Nevada, eating breakfast: Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Arizona: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE.
Utah: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
New Mexico: Please, just say fuck.
Alabama: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Georgia: ...What the fuck?
Oklahoma: They mean they're having an idea.
New Jersey, touching New York's cheek: Heyyy- Oh my god, why are you so hot?
New York, sick out of their mind: *finger guns* Good exercise and good hygiene.
Arizona: I could fix him.
Florida: I could make him worse!
Ohio: Well DON'T! I'm trying to study him and your tampering would completely throw off my results!
Maryland: Sometimes you ask too much of people.
New Hampshire: I do? Give me fourteen examples.
Wisconsin: No offense to Socrates and Plato and all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist.
California: Happy Krimis
Washington: It's Chrisminth
Oregon: Merry Crisis
Idaho: Merry Chrysler