#incorrect steve

[insaneasgardian]

Almost Uncovered

*Over text*

Steve: You are in huge trouble.

Y/N: What?!

Steve: I'm not discussing it over text, come home right now.

Y/N: Did you find my secret Loki fanfiction folder?

Steve: What are you talking about?

Y/N: Nothing at all...

[pochilovesloki]

Steve: So... I asked her out.

Loki: Hold on, you date girls? But the bear gay vibes, big ass and muscles?! And that really touching story about your friend Bucky here? I thought you are secretly together.

Steve: W-what? No! I'm not gay!

Tony: I'm with Loki. You're an awkward closet gay, Cap and there is nothing bad or wrong about it, really, ya know?

Steve: *blushing* I know, but really I'm not-

Bucky, patting Steve's shoulder: You're burying yourself Steve. Just say your info guys too and let's call it a day.

Bucky, whispering so only Cap can hear: So we can have some fun time together.

Steve: You are unbelievable, all of you! *walks away angrily blushing*

[totallycorrectstuckyquotes]

Steve: WHO is playing the kazoo at 3 in the morning?

Steve: Of course it's Bucky

[bucketbarnhouse]

steve: you know me

bucky: no I don’t!

steve:

[i-m-marvel-istic]

me_irl

[cleve98]

Tony : Okay... You know what, I wasn't that drunk

Steve : Tony!

Tony : What?

Steve : You walked into the house and when Jarvis greeted you, you dropped to your knees and screamed 'GOD HAS SPOKEN'

Tony : .........

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[insaneasgardian]

The Christmas Mood

Steve: I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS RINGING!

Bucky: JING, JING, JINGLING!

Sam: Take it away Y/N!

Y/N: HALLOWEEN ISN'T EVEN OVER YET! FOR F**KS SAKE!