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Darby, as he throws his skateboard through a window: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Sting: Oh no.

Darby, as he hands Sting his metal bat: More like "oh yes!"

Darby: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Sting: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Darby: Absolutely not.

Darby: I am a responsible adult!

Sting: *raises brow*

Darby: I am an adult.

Sting: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Darby: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Sting: Don’t worry, I have a bat up my sleeve.

Angle: I think you mean trick?

Sting, pulls metal bat out of his sleeve: No, I do not.

Angle:

Angle: how did you even do that?

Sting: ✨Magic✨

Sting: Now let's go kick some immortal behind. 😊

Sting: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Lex: You and me!

Sting, tearing up: Okay.

Lex: Who hurt you? Sting: *snorting* What, do you want a list? Lex: ...Yes, actually.

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