Not me simping over a 62 year old man

Chaos | 24 | She/They (He too If you want, Im fine with anything really) | I simp for all the chaotic peeps | Avid AEW Watcher | Old wrestling fan too <3 | Catch me hyperfixating on Sting on the regular |

[chaoticallysimping]

Introduction + Masterlist

Hi hi, I wanted to make an official post introducing myself. You can call me Chaos :)

I’m a huge wrestling fan, more specifically the old school stuff and AEW currently.

Catch me constantly simping over Sting shamelessly.

I write, make memes sometimes, and I also enjoy making stupid Incorrect quote posts lol.

I don't write smut because I'm god awful at It, sorryyyyy...

I have the attention span of a goldish most of the time and I'm awkward as fuck but I'm doing my best out here okay-

Open this up for the Masterlist to my fanfics

Accurate as of: 10/31/2021 6:26 pm

WCW:

Crow!Sting x GN!Reader: Punishment (Doesn't actually have a title, best I could think of) (I didn't update the summary to this one so good luck lmao)

Crow!Sting x GN!Reader: Leaf piles

Crow!Sting x Fem!Reader headcanons: First dating

Crow!Sting x GN!Reader: Costumes (NEW)

TNA:

Joker!Sting x GN!Reader: Overthinking.

AEW:

Darby Allin x GN!Reader: Nightmares.

Sting x Fem!Reader: Haunted House (NEW)

DISCLAIMER:

I don't write about the real life people, I write about the characters they portray, I will never use their real life names because of this. I also follow Kayfabe to the best of my ability. (This includes giving them powers if their characters have them.)

[stvrmbrekkers]

found family trope: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

found family trope but they’re misfits, outcasts, and criminals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[chaoticallysimping]

Cough cough Darby, Sting, Eddie and Jonny boi cough cough

[yellingdownawell-deactivated202]

Not Sting casually propping up the goods to show he's still cut from granite

[smashthegiantkiller]

How are feeling about the wrestle sports entertainment, y’all

[fratboymattstone]

I do not have high hopes.

[smashthegiantkiller]

Yup.

I’m sick and tired of Smackdown being royally screwed over in the five on five matches each year. 

[fratboymattstone]

I'm just tired of them pushing the same thing over and over again. Pushing raw, pushing Roman, Charlotte.

I was just telling @piratewithvigor that the company has gone down so far that they have to use someone who hasn't actively wrestled since 2003 to advertise for them. To get people to buy their stuff.

[chaoticallysimping]

it's legitimately depressing by this point.

I don't watch it anymore because it's always the same thing, and they always bury my faves. (What little haven't been released by this point)

Vince just needs to retire. 😒

[finding-a-whim-deactivated20210]

Me: I write for three people only: me, myself, and I

Also me: LIKES? REBLOGS? COMMENTS? ANYTHING!?! Was it… WAS IT GOOD?!? DID SOMEONE LIKE IT!?!?

[raevenlywrites]

I write for me.

I share for the validation.

[chaoticallysimping]

I feel called out 💀

[imswitchbabemox-deactivated2023]

Exactly 👏👏👏

[chaoticallysimping]

[memeuplift]

[myundeadgayson]

Darby in an oversized coat? An oversized coat that looks a bit too big for him and doesn’t match his outfit???

my brain: dad sting gave him a coat. he got cold

[idontknowanythin-deactivated202]

Rated Rko

When Rated Rko impersonated Dx

Randy sure did his homework on those pants 👖

[mjfass]

No matter the context, yes.

[unique-opportunity]

[imswitchbabemox-deactivated2023]

Headcanons for Eddie Kingston dating a goth reader? 🖤

He doesn't understand it, but he loves you no matter what

He'll take you shopping and help you pick out your favorite clothes

Any accessories you want, he'll get it for you

He'll ask a bunch of questions to better understand you

He'll beat up anyone who tries to disrespect you

[chaoticallysimping]

Awww... You mean no Darby Allin or Sting tonight? :( I am depresso espresso.

Now I gotta go find another form of serotonin. Boo.

[insomniac-arrest]

Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point

[chaoticallysimping]

Darby: HELP! I TOLD STING I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Eddie, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[chaoticallysimping]

Eddie: Hey Jon, wanna see something wholesome?

Moxley: your idea of wholesome and my idea of wholesome are two different things entirely

Moxley: but sure, what's up?

Eddie: I told Darby his ears flush when he lies.

Moxley: Why?

Eddie: Watch this.

Eddie: Hey Darby! Do you love us?

Darby, covering his ears: No.

Moxley:

Moxley, grinning: that's it, come here you little Twink.

Darby as he's being pulled into a hug: noooooooo!

Eddie, recording the whole thing on his phone: so wholesome...

[chaoticallysimping]

Sting: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Darby:

Darby: Sting, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sting: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Darby as he grabs a bowl out of the cupboard: *sighs in annoyed goth boi* I'm too tired for this...