#incorrect stupidity

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Aoyama: Would you like to try some fancy cheeses?

Midoriya: No thanks I’m good-

Aoyama: Are you discriminating against cheese? Do you have a vendetta against fancy cheeses?

Midoriya: No I-

Aoyama: Eat the cheese this is a threat

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Bakugo: I fucking HATE how everyone puts dishes away in this FUCKING HOUSEHOLD

Kirishima: You good BakuBro???

Bakugo: N O M O T H E R F U C K E R?!? LEARN HOW TO PUT AWAY TUPPERWARE

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Shinso: How do you people deal with being horny all the time? I just don’t understand

Kaminari: So at this point it’s just my constant mood- I don’t think I’m ever not horny. It’s just sometimes it spikes

Kirishima: Like that time you accidentally short circuited the house cause you shot out electricity-

Kaminari: Shut up Mr.WalkingInnuendo!!! Not to mention your boyfriend exploded one of the dorms because-

Bakugo: Watch your tongue or I will cut it out.

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Kaminari, walking into the dorm in 16 inch heels: Lie at my feet and weep bitches

Shinso: I- am both scared, turned on, and too tired to do anything.

Bakugo, totally not intimidated by his height: What the fuck pikachu?? Where the hell did you get those

Mina: Hell yeah!!! You’re rocking those heels Denki!!

Sero: Go off Kaminari!

Kirishima: I want a pair of those

Bakugo: No. Nope. No fucking way-

Mina: No no, he has a point, let him speak

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Uraraka: I want so much bread... like- just fucking bread. I just want to eat so much fucking garlic bread with butter.

Tsu: Babe what???

Uraraka: Nothing but bread and butter for hours

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Mina: I’m pretty sure guys brain chemistry is just: BRO. Like- it’s Inside Out except all five emotions are screaming “BROOOOOOO” in various tones.

Sero: b R O. Why is there not a stupid emotion? Or brain thing I don’t know. If there was I would be it no cap.

Kirishima: As a male I can confirm I only have one emotion. It is “BROOOOOOO.”

Denki: It goes like this:

*In a happy tone*

Denki: Joy: BROOOOOOO

*In an angry tone*

Denki: Anger: **BROOOOOOOOOO**

*In a sad tone*

Denki: Sadness: Bro...

*In a disgusted tone*

Denki: Disgust: EW BRO

*In a scared tone*

Denki: Fear: AHHH BRO

Kirishima: Br0!

Sero: Bro?

Mina: Bro!!

Bakugou, from the back: Bro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Kaminari, holding up a vlog camera: So- I had a bad dream about being eaten by a shoe made out of cheese right???

Kaminari:

Kaminari: So now I’m sitting in the closet at a sleepover to not wake Bakugo or Sero up cause they’re angry when they’re mad.

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Midoriya: No matter how hard I try, I can’t escape the French bread...

Ayoama, holding bread: Hon hon hon!! *French accent added to that*

Midoriya: AHHHHHHHH

Ayoama, summoning more bread: OUI OUI!

Midoriya: This is HARASSMENT I am RePorTinG you!

Ayoama: There’s no need for that Monsieur!

Midoriya: ... Fine. The original joke was a pun because the French word for bread is ‘pain.’

Todoroki: That makes that entire interaction so much better.

Ayoama: Amazing joke! It makes me ✨sparkle.✨