Incorrect (Correct) MHA Quotes

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Bakugo: I fucking HATE how everyone puts dishes away in this FUCKING HOUSEHOLD

Kirishima: You good BakuBro???

Bakugo: N O M O T H E R F U C K E R?!? LEARN HOW TO PUT AWAY TUPPERWARE

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Aoyama: Would you like to try some fancy cheeses?

Midoriya: No thanks I’m good-

Aoyama: Are you discriminating against cheese? Do you have a vendetta against fancy cheeses?

Midoriya: No I-

Aoyama: Eat the cheese this is a threat

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Uraraka: I want so much bread... like- just fucking bread. I just want to eat so much fucking garlic bread with butter.

Tsu: Babe what???

Uraraka: Nothing but bread and butter for hours

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Kaminari, holding up a vlog camera: So- I had a bad dream about being eaten by a shoe made out of cheese right???

Kaminari:

Kaminari: So now I’m sitting in the closet at a sleepover to not wake Bakugo or Sero up cause they’re angry when they’re mad.

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Shinso: How do you people deal with being horny all the time? I just don’t understand

Kaminari: So at this point it’s just my constant mood- I don’t think I’m ever not horny. It’s just sometimes it spikes

Kirishima: Like that time you accidentally short circuited the house cause you shot out electricity-

Kaminari: Shut up Mr.WalkingInnuendo!!! Not to mention your boyfriend exploded one of the dorms because-

Bakugo: Watch your tongue or I will cut it out.

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Midoriya: No matter how hard I try, I can’t escape the French bread...

Ayoama, holding bread: Hon hon hon!! *French accent added to that*

Midoriya: AHHHHHHHH

Ayoama, summoning more bread: OUI OUI!

Midoriya: This is HARASSMENT I am RePorTinG you!

Ayoama: There’s no need for that Monsieur!

Midoriya: ... Fine. The original joke was a pun because the French word for bread is ‘pain.’

Todoroki: That makes that entire interaction so much better.

Ayoama: Amazing joke! It makes me ✨sparkle.✨

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Kaminari, in his room by himself: Sexyyyyy wormssssss~

*Kaminari scrambles to grab his phone*

Kaminari, in the Bakusquad group chat: I just whispered “sexyyyyy wormsssss” and I think I posssed by god.

Kirishima: I-

Kaminari: Yes? Coward.

Bakugou: You’re too fucking high

Mina: What god did you get possessed by Denki?

Kaminari: I think Eros

Bakugou: Probably Zeus because Eros was a good and lawful guy

Kaminari: Bro-

Mina: YoUre RuIninG thE VibE BaKuGou

Bakugou: What the fuck ever. Shitty hair get the fuck over here.

Kirishima: OkAy

Mina: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bakugou: SHUT THE FUCK UP RACOON EYES

Sero: I could hear that~

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Kaminari, doing homework:

*A song he likes comes on*

Kaminari, gets so excited he falls out of his chair:

Sero:

Mina:

Kirishima:

Bakugo: What the Fuck.

Kaminari, On the floor dancing and singing:

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Kaminari, walking into the dorm in 16 inch heels: Lie at my feet and weep bitches

Shinso: I- am both scared, turned on, and too tired to do anything.

Bakugo, totally not intimidated by his height: What the fuck pikachu?? Where the hell did you get those

Mina: Hell yeah!!! You’re rocking those heels Denki!!

Sero: Go off Kaminari!

Kirishima: I want a pair of those

Bakugo: No. Nope. No fucking way-

Mina: No no, he has a point, let him speak

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Some random dude on the street: Eat yer veggies kids.

Midoriya, on the verge of tears: I’m not prepared to cry that much.

Bakugou, sighing: It’s because you literally are fucking broccoli Deku.

Shoto: I would eat Midoriya.

Almost the entire class: DONT SAY THAT TODOROKI.

Midoriya, blushing like a madman: Todoroki I- AhHhhhHhH.

Man on the street: I regret everything.

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Kaminari, having been hit by a quirk: You know that memory-loss thing? What’s it called...?

Bakugou: Amnesia?

Kaminari: No... ambrosia? Amnesty?

Bakugou: It’s amnesia dunce face.

Kaminari: No it’s not! It’s... its... THINKY THINKY PANIC!!!!

Bakugou, enraged: ITS AMNESIA YOU DUMB FUCK!

Kaminari, finally remembering: OH MY GOD BAKUBRO YOURE SO SMART.

Bakugou: Tch, I fucking know I am but you’re an idiot.

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Sero: *about to lose a game of Puyo Puyo Tetris to Denki*

Kaminari: Any last words before you lose Sero?

Sero’s perfect Puyo Puyo combination that beats the shit out of anyone: BUENOS DIAS FUCKBOY!!!

*Denki loses the game.*

Kaminari: THAT WASNT FAIR!

Sero, vibing: Buenos dias fuckboy.

Kaminari: I-

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Kaminari: I love that itchy/hand sanitizer taste that carrots have

Kirishima: What?

Sero: Pfft

Bakugo: Did you like- not fucking wash the carrots dumbass?

Mina: Are they multicolored carrots?

Kaminari: No! I’m eating sliced carrots. That itchy flavor slaps tho

Bakugo: They arent fucking itchy tasting though. They taste like water and shit.

Kaminari: I mean yeah that too, but also itchy! You know like, makes your tongue itch and your mouth taste metalic?

Sero:

Mina:

Kirishima:

Bakugo:

Kirishima: Bro, Bro no. That’s an allergy. If it makes it itch? That’s an allergy. Are you allergic to carrots?

Kaminari: I’m not alllergic to anything! But I haven’t been tested. Besides! My throat’s not closing or anything.

Bakugo: I think I’m allergic to this fucking conversation

Mina, taking the carrots: You might want to stop eating the carrots just in case

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Mina: I’m pretty sure guys brain chemistry is just: BRO. Like- it’s Inside Out except all five emotions are screaming “BROOOOOOO” in various tones.

Sero: b R O. Why is there not a stupid emotion? Or brain thing I don’t know. If there was I would be it no cap.

Kirishima: As a male I can confirm I only have one emotion. It is “BROOOOOOO.”

Denki: It goes like this:

*In a happy tone*

Denki: Joy: BROOOOOOO

*In an angry tone*

Denki: Anger: **BROOOOOOOOOO**

*In a sad tone*

Denki: Sadness: Bro...

*In a disgusted tone*

Denki: Disgust: EW BRO

*In a scared tone*

Denki: Fear: AHHH BRO

Kirishima: Br0!

Sero: Bro?

Mina: Bro!!

Bakugou, from the back: Bro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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During a Training Session

Kaminari: I’m going to deck you Deku!

Midoriya: Get ready for my attack-

Kaminari: Wait wait wait wait... Deck You.

Midoriya, confused:

Kaminari: Deku. Deck You.

Midoriya:

Kaminari:

Midoriya:

Kaminari: I’m going to Deku You

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Jirou, in a conversation with Denki: I’m gay for everyone.

Denki: What do you mean?

Jirou: I mean- look at that girl!

*Pointing to Momo*

Jirou: I’m gay for her! Look at that guy-

*Pointing at Denki*

Jirou: I’m gay for him!

Denki: O-oh-

Jirou: I’m just gay bro- like- yeah.

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Denki: God today was so stressful.

Mina: You think your day was stressful? I got turned into a monkey

Bakugou: No you didn’t. It was just training.

Mina: I looked like a monkey the entire time!

Kiri: No you didn’t! You were manly when you beat Kaminari! It was amazing!

Mina, being overdramatic and falling to the ground: That’s worse!