#incorrect superm

[incorrect-sm-ent]

[cosmiclatte28]

mark: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. kai: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. baekhyun: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. kai: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.

[breakyourperfection]

Taeyong: we're on a date, it's going smooth. We go back to my place, you're thinking we're about to get freaky then BOOM! 30 minute plant tour!

[kazuha-pista-badam]

doyoung: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

and maybe with this knife i found

taeyong: yuh get it i guess

[nini-eexxo]

Lucas: Jongin, let's go. Jongin: Oh, about telling Baekhyun hyung, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter? Lucas: Okay, you know what? You had your chance! Jongin: What- Lucas: Hyung, Jongin smoked pot in college! Jongin: You are such a tattletale! Jongin: Baekhyun, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Taemin smoking the pot but.. It was me. I'm sorry. Lucas: And Baekhyun, you now the mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your playboys, Jongin did! Jongin: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Lucas did! Lucas: Jongin hasn't worked for a year! Jongin: Lucas and Taemin are living together! Lucas: Jongin married Mark and got divorced! AGAIN! Taeyong: I love Jacques Cousteau! Mark, looking at his recipe book: I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! Ten: I wanna GOOOO!

[silence]

Baekhyun: Well, that's a lot of information to absorb in 30 seconds.

[dtyfp]

How Do You Lose a Woman?

Baekhyun, full leader mode, frantically looking for Lily before a concert: How do you lose a woman?!

Mark, in full seriousness: You forget to cherish her 🥺

Baekhyun:

[talluvx]

SuperM at the zoo

Baekhyun: What are they in for?

Kai: Hyung, this isn’t a prison.

Lucas: So they can leave?

Kai: No, but-

Ten: *points at a penguin* I bet that one murdered someone.

[full-hd-sun]

Taemin: Baekhyun, can I talk to you for a second?

Baekhyun: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Kai are having problems, and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Taemin: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve seen videos.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: Porn is not a good tutorial