#incorrect shinee

[incorrect5hinee]

Key: that's YOUR mess, you need to wash your dishes!!

Minho: i'm your sunbae so you have to wash them!!

Key: bitch are you fucking SERIOUS?? we're the same age who cares—

Jonghyun: when will they stop fighting and just resolve their arguments by kissing

Onew and Taemin: ????

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Key: don’t be ashamed of who are are. That’s your parents job

[cosmiclatte28]

mark: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. kai: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. baekhyun: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. kai: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands.

[thattriggeredbisexual]

Kibum : You stalked me

Taemin : He stalked me too

Jonghyun : I have the same feeling

Onew : ...

Minho : Come on guys knowing your favourite colour isn't stalking!

[imbicuriousyeah]

Jonghyun: I think I like Eminem

Minho: I prefer skittles

Jonghyun: no I meant like the rapper

Minho: why would you eat the wrapper??

Taemin: the wrapper’s the best part

[incorrectsebongteen]

Jonghyun, setting down a card: ace of spades

Key, pulling an uno card: +4

Minho, pulling out a pokémon card: jolteon, i choose you

Onew, looking at his cards: ..call

Taemin, trembling: what are we playing

[hoe-ly-taemin]

Guys look at how happy Taeminnie is omg :(( also his backup dancers are smiling too ugh he fr brings light to all of our lives

[incorrectaekook97]

Onew: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!!

Taemin: *struggling to hold a seagull* fucking say that then!!