Feb 23, 2025
key: where the hell is my watch? i literally had it on two seconds ago
minho: i haven't seen it
jonghyun: me neither
onew: check your bedroom?
taemin, lurking in the shadows: 6v6⌚️
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key: where the hell is my watch? i literally had it on two seconds ago
minho: i haven't seen it
jonghyun: me neither
onew: check your bedroom?
taemin, lurking in the shadows: 6v6⌚️
Key: don’t be ashamed of who are are. That’s your parents job
taemin: I CAN'T DO IT! Kai, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! taemin: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE baekhyun: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. taemin: taemin: I appreciate it, taemin: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- lucas: taemin- taemin: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! ten: taemin we gotta- taemin: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. taemin: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' taemin, motioning to lucas: NOT FUCKING THIS
*The squad is over at taemin's house* Kai: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? taemin: ... N-No... taemin, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Kai, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! mark: I see a- taemin, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Kai: Oh, well I- taemin: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* taemin, amazed: Its got a bake setting! lucas: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! ten: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? taemin: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! taemin: I am someone who owns four ovens... taemin, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... taemin: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... taeyong, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! taemin: Kai: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! taemin: taemin, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
taemin: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Kai: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Taeyong: I personally was created in a lab. lucas: I just straight up spawned lol.
taeyong: Why are taemin and Kai sitting with their backs to each other? lucas: They had a fight. Taeyong: Then why are they holding hands? lucas: They get sad when they fight.
Jonghyun: Key, i’m in love with you
Key: we called off the prank war last night, you dork
Jonghyun: i know
Key: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Jonghyun, setting down a card: ace of spades
Key, pulling an uno card: +4
Minho, pulling out a pokémon card: jolteon, i choose you
Onew, looking at his cards: ..call
Taemin, trembling: what are we playing