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Very Vicious: He is, without a doubt, the worst Viking I've ever heard of. 😐
Thuggory, smug: But you have heard of him. 😏
Thuggory: (Pouts)
Hiccup: Are you still pouting about that?
Thuggory: WHADDAYAMEAN?! That's a BIG DEAL! You guys got to have ALL the fun at that Inter-Tribal Swimming Competition on Murderous Island WITHOUT ME!!!
Hiccup: That wasn't our fault! Madguts was the one who didn't invite you there! We EXPECTED you to be there!
Thuggory: Harrumph! He attacks US MEATHEADS on a surprise raid a couple of months ago, and THEN, just because we BEAT HIM, he throws a FIT and DOESN"T INVITE US!!!
Hiccup: N-Now, now, Thuggory! Let's not-
Thuggory: This means WAAAR!!!
Hiccup: Why don't we just do OUR OWN Swimming Competition, and DON'T INVITE the Murderous Tribe?
Thuggory, blinks: That's... actually a GREAT IDEA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! That's PERFECT revenge!
Hiccup: (Awkward laughs, but smiles fondly.)
Thuggory: Hiccup for King! 💪🏻😆
Mogadon: Son, he's already King. 🤨
Thuggory: I know. I just wanted to say it again. It just rolls off the tongue. 😁👌🏻
Thuggory: So we're celebrating the Day of the Black Star, right?
Hiccup: Right.
Thuggory: And we're celebrating the first day of us once again becoming the Kingdom of the Wilderwest, right?
Hiccup: Right?
Thuggory: So shouldn't we have some fireworks?
Hiccup: Where would we get those?
Thuggory: Well, since we're in the DARK AGES, the only place would be China to the East of us.
Hiccup: Let's just ask the Dragons to shoot their flames for this year.
Thuggory: Yeah, that's a good idea.
Hiccup: *Surfs the lava wave on Windwalker and somersaults into the ocean*
Hiccup: Did everybody see that? Because I will not be doing that again! 😓
Thuggory: On the contrary, I want to have a turn! 🤩 Why do YOU always get to do the daring stuff, Hiccup? It's not fair! 😤
Hiccup: Ugh, must we? I was in dire peril! 😫
Thuggory, raises eyebrow: But isn't that everyday Viking life? 🤔
Hiccup, thinking: (Ugh, sometimes I wonder if I was born in the wrong era. No, I MUST'VE been born in the wrong era!) 😭
Hiccup: I feel... c-c-cold. 🥶
Thuggory: Well, we ARE close to Hopeless and Freezing to Death, solidly on the Meridan of Misery. So that's only natural, isn't it?
Thuggory: I know your face… Hic... cup. My eyes darken.
Hiccup: No, no. I’m going to save you
Thuggory: You already did… Hiccup. My body is broken. You have to let me go. I go to my fathers, in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed. Hiccup…
Thuggory: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
Mogadon: *Mutters* Oh, Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm... not again.
Thuggory: Just tell me what mortal needs a sluggin', Father! Just say the word, and I'm there!
Mogadon: Thuggory
Thuggory: If anyone has insulted the great honor of our clan, or our family, then I'll tear out their...
Mogadon: THUGGORYYYYY!!!
Thuggory: *Winces* Yes, Father?
Mogadon: I want you to go to Ketil the Kipper's hall and... encourage him to cough up the money he owes me from that bet that we made last week. He lost and yet hasn't given me the money yet. Tell him I'm fine with something of equal value, even if it's not money.
Thuggory: But... I wanted to do some thuggin', muggin', or even some luggin'. But... going on errands??? That is NOT Viking-like, at all!
Mogadon: But honor is everything, and, thus, is VERY Viking-like. Now, off to it.
Thuggory: Yes, Father. *Very disappointed*.
Mogadon: *Looks thoughtful with a conspiratory smirk* Since Ketil has sullied his honor by delaying paying his due as the loser, then perhaps, since my honor has been wounded, you would do the honors?
Thuggory: *Brightens* AT ONCE, FATHER!!
