#incorrect timekeeper quotes

[jackspamifold]

Zavier: Do I need to repeat myself?

Danny: No need I ignored you just fine the first time.

[jackspamifold]

(On the phone)

Danny:Hey, uh, got 2,500 pounds?

Zavier: Why the hell do you need 2,500 pounds!?

Danny:An escape room.

Zavier:What kind of escape room costs 2,500 pounds?????

Danny:A prison.

[jackspamifold]

Danny: I'm not an idiot, I just lack all common sense.

Danny:Like, I can build an entire clock from scratch,

Danny: But you can bet your pet chicken Matilda that I'm going to do the Tide Pods challenge.

[jackspamifold]

Zavier: Why does pizza get hot in an oven? Well, let’s first prove ovens exist. Then we can try to prove that ovens get hot. Wait, have we even proved that pizza exists? Have we proved that pizza can get hot? Have we proved that heat exists? Have we proved that I exist? That you exist?

Edmund: Why does pizza get hot in the oven?

Edmund: *sticks hand into hot oven*

Edmund: *screams*

[jackspamifold]

Colton: Olive oil is made out of olives right?

Danny: Yeah, why?

Colton: So baby oil-

Danny: No.