#incorrect tintin

[incorrecttintin]

Thought people would appreciate an update

[greatsnakestintin]

Haddock, eyes closed, having a quiet moment to himself in the parlour: this is so lovely

*a scratching sound, haddock opens one eye*

Haddock: perfectly calm

*faint swearing coming from the fireplace*

haddock, staring expectantly at the chimney, through grit teeth: nothing is going to mess up the carpets.

*louder swearing, a loud thunk, tintin crawls out the fireplace covered in soot and dirtying the carpet*

tintin, with a dopey grin: Good morning captain!

Haddock, sighing: good morning tintin

[skymaiden32]

Tintin, waking up in hospital for the billionth time: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...

Calculus, being oblivious: Cookie?

[thethethethethesomething]

haddock, playing minecraft: what do do

tintin: dig straight down

[chronic85doodler]

[incorrecttintin]

So this particular post has been in content appeal for NSFW content since 2017. I am rising from the dead and letting my stupid cringe joke from almost a decade ago see the light of day again.

Because I don’t think Tumblr will ever get around to it (or there is such a massive amount of porn on this site under appeal it takes a decade to get through. Which… yeah entirely possible)

[greatsnakestintin]

haddock: when was the last time you slept?

tintin: i’ve been rendered unconscious six times in the past few days

haddock: tintin, no-

[greatsnakestintin]

tintin: Captain I have something important to tell you

haddock, who knows full well by now that tintin is just going to hold milou up and make the :3 face but is still a sucker: yes, tintin?

tintin, holding Milou up: >:3