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Whirl: I need you to check under the bed for monsters.

Blades: Listen, I really appreciate your confidence in me, but if there’s a monster under there, it’s going to kill us both.

Boulder: Do you, Heatwave, take Chase to be your lawfully wedded husband? For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

Heatwave: Death can try and do us part but not before I tear death apart first.

Chase: ...Dear? You... You can not- death is not a physical entity.

Heatwave: A minor setback.

Chase: ...I am not sure if I should be touched or concerned.

Boulder, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Heatwave, pulling out an uno card: +4!

Blades, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu! I choose you!

Chase, trembling: W... what are we playing—

Chase: Heatwave just texted me back “lmao” from the other room.

Chase: I hear no laughing.

Chase: I’m married to a laugh liar.

Heatwave: Do you take constructive criticism?

Boulder: Not without crying.

Heatwave: Remember that time I told you that you were too friendly to everyone?

Boulder, making tea: No?

Megatron: Two sugars, please.

Boulder: Wait, you actually believe me?

Heatwave: Boulder, you're the only genuinely good person I know. I would fully believe little cartoon birds helped you get dressed this morning.

Blades: Liars don't bring you ice cream in the morning, and if they do it's ice cream made of lies.

Blades: Ice cream made of lies is emotionally unfulfilling. Don't trust liars and their disease-ridden ice cream.

Heatwave: What the hell happened to you?

Blades: Nothin'.

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