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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally
Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.
[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]
Ratchet: No, you may not date them.
[They lower their hands]
*On the Nemesis*
Arcee: Where could that relic be???
Miko: Let's check the flight deck!
Jack: Nah, nah the call of the void is too much temptation for you Miko.
Arcee: “The call of the void”?
Jack: Uhhh, you guys don't have that?
Bulkhead: No, what is it?
Jack:
Miko:
Raf:
Jack: You explain it Raf, I'm not doing it.
Raf: What- why me??
Jack: You're the smart one.
Raf: I-....
Raf: One of these days that excuse is not going to work anymore.
Bumblebee: (・^・)???
Raf: Well Bee it's… kinda dark to talk about.
Miko: If you don't explain it I will.
Raf: *Sigh* The “call of the void” or L’appel du vide as the original French phrase it was translated from is a psychological instinct where humans feel compelled to throw themselves into “the void.”
The autobots: 🤨?
Raf: Aka want to jump off of really tall things that would definitely kill us or do other dangerous stuff.
Arcee: W-WHAT??! WHY DO HUMANS HAVE AN INSTINCT TO DO THAT!??!
Raf: It's theorized that it's supposed to remind ours brain not to do things to hurt us or others.
Bulkhead: Your processer has to remind you not to do that?????
Miko: Yep! :D
Bulkhead: That's some Unicron type scrap.
Jack: I mean he is our planet.
The autobots: ....
Arcee: I need to start drinking again.
Soundwave: You’re lucky you just have one. As a carrier of six... [sounds of explosion in the background] Soundwave: ...five sparklings. It’s a full-time thing, but it’s not all that. Just mostly bad Knockout: Breakdown: Rumble, limping: It’s okay, dad. I’m alive. Soundwave: Oh, yay
Miko: So who do you think are the 'bots favorites
Raf: like as in closest to?
Miko: no I mean if two of us had to die for one of us to live, who would they choose to live
Jack: that is a horrible question
Raf: I don't think we could predict that...
Miko: Really? I thought it's pretty obvious who they'd choose but wanted to see what you guys thought
Jack: obvious?
Miko: yeah, like Ratchet would pick Raf, and so would Bumblebee
Raf: They wouldn't pick any of us! They'd try to find a way to save us all!
Miko: yeah but for the question, it's either all of us dead or two.
Jack: can we like- not do the dark hypothetical situations right now?
Miko: Wheeljack and Bulkhead would probably pick me, Wheeljack would choose the fastest out of everyone tbh
Jack: well that's reassuring
Miko: then Arcee and Optimus would pick Jack
Jack: hold on
Miko: what?
Raf: Optimus would pick Jack?
Miko: yeah
Jack: no he wouldn't
Miko: he totally would
Jack: he would not! He'd-
Miko: I don't know what world you're living in, but you are the obvious favorite.
Jack: I am not!
Raf: hmm
Miko: They all have favorites! And Optimus, no matter how "subtle" it is, likes Jack the best.
Raf: Ratchet spends time with me willingly, and Bee is my guardian...
Jack: Rafael don't you dare join her.
Miko: Wheeljack and Bulkhead basically have shared custody over me-
Raf: and Arcee is super protective over Jack because she's afraid of losing him!
Miko: and Jack is the chosen one. The favorite. Reminds Optimus of his past as Orion Pax and because of that familiarity, he was trusted with the key to Vector Sigma, and by default the location too. He probably got given some religious position without realizing it.
Raf: religious position?
Jack: Miko. What the fuck are you on.
Miko: Vector Sigma's location is a big secret right? It's supposed to only be accessible by the Autobot sage and Optimus. And who's the Autobot sage? Alpha Trion. Who's also dead. So.
Raf: ... where did you learn this?
Miko: their is a vent on the ceiling big enough for me to hide in. I accidentally overheard Ratchet yapping about it. Also did you guys know he talks out loud while he reads?
Raf: yes
Jack: ...
Raf: wow he really would pick me
Optimus Prime: this is my Second in Command, Prowl. He loves his personal space.
Optimus Prime: This is my Head of Special Operations, Jazz.
*cut to Jazz with an arm wrapped around Prowl's shoulders*
Optimus Prime: He also loves Prowl's personal space.
you know what i mean
some assorted tfa incorrect quotes