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Durin, after Elrond ghosted him for 20 years: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Elrond: That's not a lot of inches.

The Gondorians, screeching across Middle Earth at Galadriel: COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG, ELF-WITCH

Galadriel, shrugging from her nice peaceful palace in Lothlorien: He don't bite.

The Gondorians, frantically barricading their gates against Mordor's armies: YES HE DO

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Gil-Galad: we should use the Elven Rings. Give them to me.

Elrond:

Gil-Galad: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Galadriel?

Galadriel: No.

Elrond: I do!

Gil-Galad: I know, Elrond

Elrond: I'm sad!

Gil-Galad: I know, Elrond

Elrond: Anticlimactic... is that when an ant climbs... up the attic? *starts giggling uncontrollably*

Durin, plucking the bar of white chocolate from Elrond's hands: I think that's enough sugar for you for the day, babe.

Celebrimbor: Annatar's throwing rings and he's cursing, and all I'm thinking is 'you are so hard to take seriously wearing that hair bow'"

Sauron: And I can't believe they had the nerve to tell me that Melian is prettier than me.

Adar, hanging from the Thangorodrim: Mhm

Sauron: She is NOT prettier than me. I'm the prettiest Maia! Tell me I'm pretty.

Adar: You're the prettiest Maia ever, boss.

Sauron: :)

based on an Adar convo between me and @valar-did-me-wrong

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