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Goombario: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Vivian: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Koops: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Bobbery: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Goombella: My moral code, is that you?

Goombario:

Goombario: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you all need a hug?

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Luigi: Hello, people who don't live here.

Goombella: Yo.

Koops: Hey.

Flurrie: Hello.

Mini-Yoshi: 'Sup?

Vivian: Hi.

Bobbery: Good day.

Ms. Mowz: Greetings.

Luigi: Mario, the spare key is for emergencies!

Mario: They were out of doritos!

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Mario: I've left you all instructions for while I'm gone.

Mini-Yoshi: Mine just says "Mini-Yoshi no".

Mario: And I'd like you to apply it in every way possible.

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Goombella: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?

Koops: Language!

Vivian: Yeah, watch your fucking language!

Bow: Alright, who taught Vivian the fuck word?!

Flurrie: "The fuck word".

Bobbery: What do you mean? You all use the F word all the time.

Ms. Mowz: Oh my god, he censored it.

Vivian: Say fuck, Bobbery.

Mini-Yoshi Do it, Bobbery. Say fuck.

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*as the heroes encounter Gloomtail*

Vivian: Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.

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Bow: Hey, Viv? You love me, right?

Vivian: Normally, I'd say yes with absolutely zero hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.

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*reactions to getting stabbed*

Goombella: Rude!

Ms. Mowz: That's fair.

Bobbery: Not again.

Mini-Yoshi: Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?

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Bow: Seen a lot in your day?

Grodus: I have survived many battles.

Bow: Then you know of the bitchslap.