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Goombario: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Vivian: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Koops: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Bobbery: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Goombella: My moral code, is that you?
Goombario:
Goombario: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you all need a hug?
Vivian: Sorry I'm late. I was doing stuff.
Bow: I'm stuff.
Vivian: Bow, no!
Goombella: You sanguine about the reception we're apt to recieve at the X-Naut fortress?
Mario: Absolutely. What's "sanguine" mean?
Goombella: Sanguine. Hopeful. Plus, point of interest, it also means "bloody".
Mario: Well that pretty much covers all the options, doesn't it.
*While exploring Schwonk Fortress*
Mario: I've solved it! There's a booby trap every seven secONDS!
*A bladed pendulum flies past his face, barely missing his mustache.*
Bow: Viv, you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now.
Vivian, tiredly: Mm-hmm.
Bow: Fuck. I should be annoyed, but you're adorable.
Goombella: Who the fuck added me to the fucking group chat?
Koops: Language!
Vivian: Yeah, watch your fucking language!
Bow: Alright, who taught Vivian the fuck word?!
Flurrie: "The fuck word".
Bobbery: What do you mean? You all use the F word all the time.
Ms. Mowz: Oh my god, he censored it.
Vivian: Say fuck, Bobbery.
Mini-Yoshi Do it, Bobbery. Say fuck.
Flurrie: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Goombella: Ms. Mowz, what are you doing on top of the tree?
Ms. Mowz: I thought you said the star goes on top?
*Bow is laying on the floor*
Koops: Is she okay?
Goombella: She's just a little overwhelmed.
Koops: Why?
Goombella: Vivian smiled at her.
Mini-Yoshi: Am I in trouble?
Mario: Take a guess.
Mini-Yoshi: ...no?
Mario: Take another guess.
Bow: Seen a lot in your day?
Grodus: I have survived many battles.
Bow: Then you know of the bitchslap.
Mini-Yoshi: Who wants to make fifty coins?
Koops: How?
Mini-Yoshi: I need someone to take the fall.
Koops: What did you do?
Mini-Yoshi: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Flurrie, from the other room: Oh my god.
Mini-Yoshi: ...
Flurrie: OH MY GOD!
Koops: Make it a hundred.
Mini-Yoshi: Deal.
Bow: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Vivian: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Bow: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Vivian: Is it working?
Koops: How petty can you get?
Goombella: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
*as the heroes encounter Gloomtail*
Vivian: Wait, wait, wait! — I know this guy! ...yeah, we are screwed.
Bow: Hey, Viv? You love me, right?
Vivian: Normally, I'd say yes with absolutely zero hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.